The She Only Likes Me for My Spear tee is classic Salty Kiss humor, confident, cheeky, and just subtle enough to make people read it twice. Built around spearfishing pride and well-placed wordplay, this tee lets the joke do the work while you keep a straight face.
Whether you’re diving deep, landing clean shots, or just enjoying the reactions at the dock, this shirt is for guys who know their skills speak louder than explanations. Comfortable, bold, and unapologetically salty, because some jokes don’t need clarification.
If they get it, they laugh. If they don’t… that’s on them.
🌊 Made For
• Spearfishermen with confidence • Guys who enjoy subtle chaos • Dock crews & dive buddies • Anyone who laughs first and explains never
Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt
4.5 oz.
100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
