The I Hate Pulling Out tee is pure dock-side humor for people who know exactly what it means and enjoy watching others figure it out. Built around classic Salty Kiss wordplay, this design delivers a straight-faced statement that hits twice: once innocent, once absolutely not.
Whether you’re talking about trucks, boats, ramps, or fish that won’t quit, this tee captures that salty, unapologetic humor you hear after a long day on the water. Comfortable, easy to wear, and guaranteed to get laughs, smirks, and a few raised eyebrows.
If it makes them uncomfortable… good.
🌊 Made For
• Fishermen with thick skin • Dock talk professionals • Guys who enjoy awkward pauses • Anyone who laughs before explaining
Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt
4.5 oz.
100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
