The I Like When My Hook Gets Swallowed tee is unapologetic, unfiltered Salty Kiss humor- the kind you hear on the boat, not in polite company. Built around a real fishing phrase with a very obvious second meaning, this tee exists to make people laugh, gasp, or immediately look away.
It’s loud without yelling, dirty without explaining, and designed for anyone bold enough to wear the joke straight on their back. Whether you’re at the dock, the bar, or anywhere someone can read, this shirt does exactly what it’s supposed to do.
If they laugh — you win. If they’re uncomfortable — you still win.
🌊 Made For
• People who live for dirty dock talk • Fishermen with thick skin • Bar stool legends & chaos agents • Anyone who enjoys watching reactions unfold
Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt
4.5 oz
100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
