"Older, Saltier, Happier" Tank Top

More stories. More salt. Zero regrets.

The Older. Saltier. Happier. tank is for those who’ve put in the time on the water and in life. Featuring a classic nautical-inspired design with vintage coastal character, this tank is a badge of honor for anyone who knows that with age comes better stories, sharper instincts, and a whole lot less patience for nonsense.

Comfortable, timeless, and effortlessly salty, it’s perfect for boat days, dock nights, coastal towns, or anywhere experience speaks louder than words.

🌊 Made For

• Seasoned anglers & coastal locals
• Boat captains & first mates
• Anyone aging like sea salt — perfectly
• Gifts for salty souls who’ve been around the tides

Product features
- Side seams provide added structure and shape retention.
- Self-fabric bindings create a cohesive, polished look.
- Available in a variety of fiber compositions for comfort and style.
- Designed for adults, making it a versatile wardrobe staple.
- Made in Nicaragua, adhering to quality and flammability standards.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean